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1: circled the gig twice.. sonic youth.. to build up..
blonde hair so straight.. past the chin..
finally asked for a drink
silly..
didn't know what to say.. so i said i was scared of the barman
could you.. and here is the money
one for you two

2: impromptu at a friends
lean tight knuckles entered with lover
i thought
after the film we did kung fu with popcorn in the carpark
single
it was snowing by the time we kissed
the icicles making us holograms

equals 3: honey I’m home
this is soo beautiful.. i’ll have a shower.. thankyou sweetie
1 rearranges flowers and smiles
2 thinks ‘shit my gift sucks’
1 i’ll just open the champagne.. then we can eat the lobster
2 great idea ‘too much emphasise on the great’
1 frustrated fumbles with foil and cork
2 pink from the shower.. slides himself into 1.. staring at the roadside flowers and thinking of todays subtotal
1 plays this game 2 likes it
2 realises the red stuff on the counter isn’t dessert
2 cums that instant
1 is dead.. 6 minutes now

Autopsy Brief: It seems an attempt by the deceased was made to open a champagne bottle with a wine corkscrew. The resulting explosion sent a shard of glass into the jugular, where upon through lack of blood, the deceased passed out and slumped over the kitchen counter. Semen was recovered.

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